Some of us may be confused about our status, some may know exactly what you are to a man or woman but are in denial and there are some who have never heard of this phrase, the Fuck Buddy (FB).
I know exactly what it is, I’ve created one. Not to be confused with the unrelationship status, this is a person who serves one main purpose. Fuck me and do it well.
Now before you start judging me, let me explain that I have the needs. These needs consist of me getting my world rocked, my hair blown back and on a regular basis This is where my buddy, Good on Paper, comes in.
The sexual chemistry is and has always amazing between the two of us and I’m not talking about the walk through the door, pants dropped to the ankle, quickie type of trysts.
Instead, we have mind-blowing, very interactive, multi orgasmic sessions each and every time and I’m sure the neighbors know our names. From the living room, prop and blind-fold filled sessions to the glass-streaking shower moments that seem like they’re straight out of a movie, my buddy fulfills me in every way imaginable when we are together.
If I were to rate him (Yes Esme, I’m getting to that little “project”), he would be a 9.5 out of 10. I’m getting chills just thinking about our activities. My buddy.
The good thing is that we know our purpose in each other’s lives and meet the true definition of what a FB really is.
He or she is a partner with whom one occasionally has sex with, barring any emotional* attachment (*also known as strings). This is a person who is not your boyfriend or girlfriend and you may or may not have a special connection with and really, is the non-committal person’s dream because it often times includes all of the benefits of being in a relationship, but without all of the drama that makes someone want to remain single.
The FB is able to get away with things that would normally spark a heated debate or argument such as:
– Not having to call or see you regularly
– Able to forget birthdays or other milestones
– Completely SKIPPING Valentine’s Day and probably be missing in action that entire day
– Is exempt from needing to contact you during holidays
– Spending quality time
Just in case anyone is still confused or not all that familiar with this, a FB is synonymous with being referred to as a booty call, friend with benefits, cut buddy or kick it partner.
Many of you know that I am very much interested in being in a committed relationship, and I am not interested in having random affairs or casual sex with potential prospects while trying to weed out the right one.
It’s just that sometimes we come across a person who has wonderful traits, is attractive and appealing in so many ways, but just hasn’t expressed an interest in wanting anything more. Or they just aren’t relationship material.
So for now, my “visits” with Good on Paper are sufficient and as long as the two of us are truly content with this type of situation, it will work out.
Don’t get me wrong here, because sometimes I do wonder if I’m cheating myself.
Maybe, maybe not.
I keep telling myself I’ll know when to break it off when I meet someone who is great relationship material, but until then, I’ll be riding this one until the wheels fall off!
Until there’s a cure…