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Steak and BJ Day!

What I just received moments ago was from a non-reader, USBC! He would surely disown me as a friend if he found what I’d wrote about him. Still, I say over and over again, this man is a riot.

I gotta give a shout out to Caleb (thank you for the laugh!) Over @ calebshreves.blogspot.com because he commented to my rant last night but I didn’t know this was actually a day MEN want WOMEN to recognize.

February 15th is Steak, Blow Job and Shut the F@*k Up Day!

Here is how USBC (newbies need to scroll back a few posts to figure out this acronym) feels about yesterday….

Every Feb 14th Men have to display their Love & Affection for the Woman in their life, but secretly guys feel left out!

There’s no special Holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life!

Well, now there is……..Feb 15th is now officially Steak, Blow job & “Shut The F@*k Up” Day

The word is already spreading, but like any new idea it needs a little push to get the ball rolling, so spread the word!!

Who knew you guys were this damn bitter about it? Let’s all band together and eliminate Valentine’s Day or just call it “Appreciate your Lover Day”? No, that won’t work for those of us with more than one, now will it?

Carmen

Hangover - a let down following great excitement or excess. Wow. This one sentence describes nearly all of my dating and relationship experiences! I'm a 30 year-old woman muddling through the Los Angeles dating scene and yes - Believe all that you've heard about the screwed up men and women in La-La Land. This blog is of my actual experiences that will either make you chuckle, laugh out loud or maybe say "aw.....". If your dating hangovers seem worse than the next person's, read on, post a comment and enjoy! Carmen

15 Comments

    • Carmen

      Lol, isn’t that the truth!!! My opinion? Most (not all) men are always f@cking up throughout the year, so while theu complain about having to go through the motions for this one day, the women probably deserve it.

      And I’m sorry, I don’t see what the big deal is about polishing poles? You don’t just don’t deliver that treatment to any random, so as long as they’re clean and odor free, why does that have to be such an orchestrated event?

      Come on ladies,make it BJ week once in a while!

  • Jessie

    Steak and what? Lol!!! Yeah, let’s see how that works out for the fellas. Hope your V Day was at pleasant even in the absence of a beau!

  • Esme

    This is not the first time I have heard of this ‘holiday’! Since I don’t like Valentine’s Day, it should be renamed to Juicy burger and a Trip Down South With No Reciprocation Needed Day. Now THAT is a day I would LOOOOOOVE to celebrate!! Hahahaha!!!

    • Carmen

      Ah… The importance of tAlking about this type of stuff up front. Too many people try to downplay sex and fellatio as if it unimportant, but it is. Now I’m certainly not saying folks should be eliminated but if I come across a man who doesn’t like going downtown, there isn’t going to be a chance of us getting together in bed.

      Caleb- I have so many questions about you and this unrelationship of yours. How the hell has it gone on for so long??? And for goodness sake, have you flat out asked this chick why it has to be leap year or some other special event to get it?? LOL @ the Xbox blow off but did you talk about your wants and needs earlier on, like month # 1??

      • Esme

        Yeah…not a chance of us hopping into bed if he doesn’t travel down. Or ‘eat at the Y’ as someone I know calls it πŸ˜‰ I find foreplay extremely important.

  • Caleb

    Bless you, bless you, BLESS you.

    You don’t know how much this means to me.

    Believe it or not, my “not-girlfriend” and I have been “not-dating” for almost 10 months. Awhile back I layed down the law about not getting BJs. She does the act itself, but as part of (good) sex. That’s not a BJ. She knows I like it, want it, she professes to like doing it, and I haven’t hassled her about it when she goes long (long.) periods of time without it.

    She acquiesced (and apologized) when I confronted her about it, but since then has not proffered a single BJ.

    The other night she actually said “I think I owe you a beej” and I said “Or dozens.” She said, “don’t push your luck.”

    Rather than get snappy or whiny, I just smile and ignore it.

    But it’s time for sanctions. Oh… you want to hang out tonight because you’ve had a rough couple days? Yeah, no. Sorry. I’m going to be busy with my Xbox. And you want to go bowling this weekend? Yeah, about that. I’d love to, but I’m going to travel and visit my friend and get hammered drunk.

    Women: if you have a great guy who treats you awesome, he likes to hear about it. But mostly he wants you to show your appreciation. With a “pole shining.”

    Seriously. If another version of my was observing me and the not-beejs I’m getting, I would have some serious explaining to do.

    • Esme

      I just laughed my ass off…you are putting UP with this? And it is a ‘not-girlfriend’? I hope the sex is fucking phenomenal πŸ™‚
      Getting shown appreciation is never a bad thing!!

      • Carmen

        Right Esme! I was cracking the hell up when I read this as well. Caleb must have patience with this woman, big time. And 10 months? So the question is did she perform her duty for V Day?

  • Simmarah

    LOL WOW @ reading Caleb’s comment. I guess we can all have our opinions, but I would never date someone who thought their needs or APPRECIATION to be met by dozens of BJ’s.

    AHH!

    • Carmen

      Lol! I know Simmarah, seems extreme but is a legit preference. What if you hooked up with someone who didn’t like kissing and only wanted to tongue you down on special occassions?

      I’m sure we all have our vices AND things we simply don’t like to do. What’s one of yours?

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