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Shoes or No Shoes

I’m not sure what has come over me lately, but since having given up any potential ANYTHING with the lingering hangovers, my hormones have been on overload. More like on speed. Or even meth.

So while one part of me is contemplating the dive back into the world of dating tonight, another part of me is saying “Last week needs to be an encore”.

Hmm…

As I struggle with deciding which of the goodies in my top drawer I’ll end up with, the color I love the most ends up being the winner – purple. Satin.

But wait just a moment, I’m jumping ahead a hit. Here is what a woman is thinking when she’s feeling freaky, ready for pleasing and multiple orgasmic adventures for herself and her partner.

Tonight, Papi is coming to me and as I await his arrival I realize there is actually a process to preparing for sex. Sometimes. For some women. At least those of us who like to make it more than just an act, but more of an art. Here’s what I realized the ritual may consist of…

The shower:

Oh you better believe this isn’t just any shower when preparing for a naughty night. Women take extra care in washing up, especially the cookie jar and will likely lather up her entire body three or four times.

Yes, I said a shower. Unless you’re only up for a quick session, a bath is like cancer to my libido. Standing, with water running all over your body does a little something extra and of course – if you have the removable shower head? Well, you can use your imagination for that.

The body cream:

Applying the favorite Bath & Body works or body butter is purely a treat to a woman’s body. It’s like how a man might feel when waxing his new car. Slow and methodical, taking care to ensure no surface is left untouched and again, taking extra care of certain areas. We are mentally preparing for what is about to happen, and something as simple as applying lotion or cream is a form of foreplay. Believe it.

Lingerie:

I don’t know if the types of men I’ve been involved with simply adore bare flesh or what, but the matching bra and panties thing is SO over rated. Yet here I am pondering which set to wear knowing that from the moment the door opens, they will be snapped off and pulled down. Still, if we actually have an opportunity to prepare, women will always choose the sexiest and most feminine attire to put on.

My toughest decision? Shoes.

Tonight will I will be playing the character of an exotic dancer and Papi will be my best customer.

Body is fresh and glistening, just a dab of gloss and hair is tousled just a bit. Music is going.

A good man will recognize the fruits of a woman’s labor. He might compliment her on the lacy bra, sexy panties or skin that feels silky to the touch. He may compliment you on your inviting smell or simply nuzzle his nose in the nape of her neck.

I’m ready for a little C.A.N. – Carmen Appreciation Night.

Until there’s a cure for the hangovers, until I am blissfully in love or at least enjoying a drama free dating life, I’ll be enjoying the ride.

Carmen

Hangover - a let down following great excitement or excess. Wow. This one sentence describes nearly all of my dating and relationship experiences! I'm a 30 year-old woman muddling through the Los Angeles dating scene and yes - Believe all that you've heard about the screwed up men and women in La-La Land. This blog is of my actual experiences that will either make you chuckle, laugh out loud or maybe say "aw.....". If your dating hangovers seem worse than the next person's, read on, post a comment and enjoy! Carmen

9 Comments

  • Dwight

    Carmen, so which one of your ‘lingering’ hangovers areyoutrying to make jealous with this post? Just kidding.

    Enjoy yourself!

    • Carmen

      Oh Dwight…none. Only two of the hangovers have access to the blog because one of the things that I liked about them is that they wrote as well. Not just writing, but had written material focused on relationships. Go figure.

      We ended up remaining just friends (at least one of them) and there you have it.

      Jealous? Nah… They’re too cool for that, part of the problem. Aloofness can come across as “I don’t give a shi_”.

      By the way, hope things are coming along with your project from the married couple perspective.

      Thanks for stopping by.

    • Carmen

      I’m thinking you mean erotica, but I like the sound of exotic even better!

      No, no… I just share the things that come to mind and this past weekend, was really feeling myself and had to share.

  • Marie

    Oh wow, never thought of it like that but it’s true – if I have the time and want to add a little something extra my guy appreciates it.

    You’re making the single life seem not so bad after all, and as much as I disagree with going back its better than adding more names to the list. πŸ™‚

    • Carmen

      Marie, don’t confuse any moments of “ooh’s and ah’s” for what I really want that lasts longer than an hour or two.

      But yes- I’m loving it and fortunately, I have had the pleasure of having minimal experiences with my hangovers that resulted in disappointment.

      Check out “The Best I Ever Had” when you get a chance.

  • Same

    Damn girl, you turned me on with that post! And those shoes? Muy caliente!

    There is nothing wrong with some Papi every now and then! Enjoy it as much as humanly possible!

    • Carmen

      Glad you enjoyed dear, I’ve missed you BUT am happy that your posts aren’t related to any relationship drama. Keep hope alive!

      As for Papi, I enjoy having D on demand and can only pray to be as satisfied with the new one.

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