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  • Dating over 40,  Dumb Shit Guys Do,  My Dating Hangovers,  Red Flags,  The Non Committal Man or Woman

    Reappearing Act Gone Wrong

    January 24, 2017

    It’s amazing how men think they can just disappear and pop back into your life like it’s nothing.  But this hangover thought wrong and caught me on the sober end of taco Tuesday. Grab your headphones and get ready to LISTEN to a raw and UNEDITED explanation of why I sent that venomous text in my last post. This is my first time trying a podcast style post, so don’t judge me. I was pissed. Take a listen:  https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9Z8h58LxeVOWXFfSmRHWTNkazg/view?usp=drivesdk Until there’s a cure… Carmen Jones

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    And just like that…

    October 19, 2016

    My swirly stint with Jon B is over! It became too confusing trying to decipher his mixed signals when he’s doing one thing but continuously tells me that he wants to “take things slow” What the hell does that mean?!?! Not once did I press him with one of those “what’s next” or “what are you looking for” conversations, not once.  While he’s repeating his mantra of wanting to take it slow, he should have just said he’s not interested in the seriously dating (or dating me) because I was getting a little confused. Wanting to see me more than one day in a week, especially taking up my weekends isn’t necessary if you want to take it slow…

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    When The Texts Stop Coming

    August 18, 2016

    I think it’s fair to say that we’ve all been in a situation where we met someone new, exchanged numbers and after a few text messages, felt like things may be going in the right direction.  But then the communication starts changing a little bit or those texts stop altogether, leaving you wondering what went wrong and I’m sorry fellas – the men are normally on the receiving end of this confusion. But have you ever wondered what you may have sent that may have turned a woman off? I’ve got a couple of reasons to explain why we stop responding to text messages, so head on over to Digital…

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    Profile photos men shouldn’t share

    June 21, 2016

    On and off, hide and reveal, resign and restart.  The vicious cycle known as online dating and for the life of me, I just don’t understand how men can continue to sabotage themselves by ruining the most important part of the process – the dating profile and specifically, the photos. Do these men not realize that they can turn a woman all the way on by what he’s sharing in his profile and just the same, can turn us off completely by choosing the lazy, cheesy and sleazy photos like this debonair fella right here: Yes, this is an actual photo from someone’s profile and yes – he looks like…

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    April 13, 2016

    Guys who have been stuck in the friend zone are now the most sought after men on earth!

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    March 3, 2016

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    Stay Away From This Guy

    November 10, 2015

    The short version of my recent meet up: He messaged me, I responded.  He responded, then I responded and we exchanged numbers and he then texted to me and I responded and he said let’s get together later, and I said okay to a meet up at Starbucks which I hate for meet ups, we meet and he looks different (older) and I know I don’t like him, so we chat for a while, he’s asking questions like I’m interviewing for a job, he gets comfortable and starts dropping F bombs, then he gets really comfortable and asks how old does he look and says he’s really 49 and not…

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    Some Men Are Clueless

    October 1, 2015

    They’re pretty much all the same. I really don’t think it matters which dating site you’re using because as long as a man can use the Internet,  he can sign up on ALL of them. This genius has followed me from Black People Meet to Plenty of Fish and now this latest site. STILL dumb as hell so why not mess with him and have a little fun. Perhaps if I made it easy for him and said I was Caitlyn ‘ s number one fan he would have got it. Maybe. Until there’s a cure… Carmen Jones Posted from WordPress for Android

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    Black Like Me

    May 19, 2015

    We are not all alike. Just as a man will tell a woman that he’s not like all the rest, I find myself having to show and prove to someone that isn’t black that I’m not like all the rest. We are not all ghetto, loud mouthed, neck rolling mammies who grew up fatherless in the hood, with Ebonics being used regularly.  So again, we are not the same and are definitely cut from a different cloth but sadly, when it comes to dating and even the most innocent of interactions with men from different ethnic groups. For anyone wearing their rose colored glasses believing race really doesn’t matter when it…

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    He Didn’t Wear Heels

    April 16, 2015

    Last week’s date marked the first time I’ve gone out with a non-black man and while one “quick” meet up will never allow me to claim an interracial dating experience, at least I was open coerced enough to have tried it. During that excruciating hour and eleven minutes with the hangover I’ll call Guido, a few things became perfectly clear to me:  (1) nearly every man lies about at least one thing on his dating profile, (2) broken English and improper verb tense isn’t something I’ll ever be able to stomach, and (3) being told how beautiful I am repeatedly in one sitting is a little creepy. That being said,…

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    Older Isn’t Necessarily Better

    March 2, 2015

    This week in online dating fuckery…. “Grab my attention,  huh?   Well I’m certainly interested in being locked from top to bottom.  I just need to get rid of these cold sores and finish this prescription for this HPV…” Okay, so I really didn’t say this but it sure would have been a hoot to see what Mister Carmel had to say. FUCKERY. Most of the time these foolish tyoes of messages are simply ignored but every now and then, I’ll reply.  I know this is a little odd, but sometimes I just want to pass the time being entertained by these idiots. I’m realizing more and more that the number…

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    The Retards of Online Dating

    January 21, 2015

    How do you respond to a dude who’s photos shows a money struggle between bills, weed and women and if you think this photo is bad, just imagine what his dating profile says. I normally ignore messages from ingrates like this (using the Urban Dictionary meaning here), but sometimes I really want to message EXACT what I am thinking and feel. The Inland Empire (San Bernardino,  Riverside) area seems to be breeding a special kind of loser  because this happens to be the fourth of his kind that has reached out to me this week. Sometimes I really wonder if breaking up with any of my ex’s was such a good…

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    Men and Their Photo Requests

    January 8, 2015

    I realize that some of the experiences shared about online dating may be foreign to some of my readers because you’re either married or involved with someone or quite possibly, have never used this method of meeting people.  For those of us out here in the trenches fighting this uphill battle, you’ll be able to look at this textversation above and immediately see why I’m so annoyed: Why are these men always asking for more photos? I get requests like this all the time and not just from the ones encountered online, so for the life of me, I just don’t get why they keep asking.  Unless a woman’s profile only has…

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    Throwback Dating

    December 29, 2014

    Nothing is constant but change and this concept most certainly applies to dating. Over the last ten years or so, the rules of the game have changed drastically and this isn’t just because online dating is now one of the most popular ways to try finding that special someone but our society is now a lot more screwed up.   Simple interactions we used to take for granted such as talking on the telephone or simply saying hello to someone you’re interested in have gone away and the likelihood of sharing an intelligible conversation is slim to none. Some of the ridiculous experiences I’ve had with men from both online contact…

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@BougieBlackGurl I was just saying the exact same thing. Let us be happy.. even if it's a $4.50 joy!!

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If his phone is always faced down or hidden from you while he’s on it, you’re not the only girl he’s talking to. You deserve transparent loyalty.

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Of course Capricorn makes the list! These 5 Zodiac Signs Never Stay Friends With An Ex, According To Astrology yourtango.com/2018314434/zod… via @YourTango

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If you give him a million chances after mistakes you're not his woman you're his mom. Claim him on your taxes. It's not your job to fix a man. pic.twitter.com/GgQswXz0ze

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@samanthaweller1 Dumb and dumber.

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@MichaelAvenatti Sounds good but please, don't wear any clothing that says something about you not caring. 😦

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Obviously, this guy is used to not getting a "responce". 😦 #onlinedating #literacymatters pic.twitter.com/1iqrfuTQeV

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@MoYahyaOnFiyah @savelar81 @JamieandAngie @Power_STARZ @STARZ What!?!?!? As much as she works my nerves I can't believe they would kill her off!! Let me see.

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Dating in 2018- the accuracy! instagram.com/p/Bj_Rk8XAJNF/…

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"You're single because you keep messing with the wrong dudes " - a wronger dude

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Absolutely NO judgement here! #singlelife #fiftyshades #itshardouthere pic.twitter.com/6IMgrMbRq8

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