“So um hypothetically speaking, let’s say you and I keep doing this right here you know and after about three months we’re in a really cool place. Does that mean you’ll eventually close out your dating account or do we have that conversation when you feel like you’re ready?” Blank stare. “I’m ready, you know what… Read More 3 Signs the Date Wasn’t So Great
This week in online dating fuckery…. “Grab my attention, huh? Well I’m certainly interested in being locked from top to bottom. I just need to get rid of these cold sores and finish this prescription for this HPV…” Okay, so I really didn’t say this but it sure would have been a hoot to see… Read More Older Isn’t Necessarily Better
How do you respond to a dude who’s photos shows a money struggle between bills, weed and women and if you think this photo is bad, just imagine what his dating profile says. I normally ignore messages from ingrates like this (using the Urban Dictionary meaning here), but sometimes I really want to message EXACT… Read More The Retards of Online Dating
I realize that some of the experiences shared about online dating may be foreign to some of my readers because you’re either married or involved with someone or quite possibly, have never used this method of meeting people. For those of us out here in the trenches fighting this uphill battle, you’ll be able to look… Read More Men and Their Photo Requests
This post is dedicated to any woman who thought she was being too picky, said no too quickly or even said these dreaded “may as well” when going out with someone she should have ignored and deleted. It’s going to be a long one, so grab your coffee and take a seat. On the surface,… Read More Anna Mae, Eat the Cake!
If only he hadn’t invited me upstairs to his place after dinner, things might have gone differently. I may not have figured it out so soon. Let’s roll back the tape to that date two weeks ago… I’m unapologetically shallow when it comes to physical attractiveness, it’s a turn on. We know this, so I… Read More Little White Lies
It’s been a long week for me and today is only Tuesday, so I welcomed a little break with a few dating site messages. Things started off kind of odd with this dude because his first message said “Hello, you are very beautiful so I had to message. I read your profile carefully and no… Read More This Week in Dating Fuckery
For those of you who have not had the pleasure of trying out the online dating experience, this may be news to you – it sucks. For the others like me who have tried everything from eHarmony to Black People Meet to Match and a few rounds on the ultimate cesspool known as Plenty of… Read More 5 Types of Men Online
I think I need to make a decision on what to do with this online dating account and there are two good reasons for not wanting to do anything too hasty but at the same time, there are two very good reasons for why I should just pull the plug. It has been quite some… Read More Decisions, Decisions
This is just a quick post dedicated to a male friend of mine who’s always saying “it can’t be that bad” or “stop being so picky” and anyone who has done it or is currently dating online knows good and damn well that our stories of despair aren’t exaggerated. Here are a couple of actual… Read More They SHOULD be ashamed!
The man I have been getting to know while he planned a major life changing move back to Southern California has arrived and he made sure I was on the list of things to do the same day his plane touched down. Sunday afternoon seemed to make all of the waiting and anticipation worth it, and… Read More Return to Sender?
Someone has captured my attention. To the point where I look forward to receiving his quirky text messages with random “mannish moments” and the entertaining, no holds barred telephone conversations that we share. Just thinking about our talks brings a smile to my face and even as I’m writing this, am finding myself blushing like a… Read More Out of Sight, On My Mind
I’m not sure what it was that jostled me out of the bed this morning, because it sure as hell wasn’t the chime of my alarm. Memo to self: Pressing “Save” is a critical step when changing the time of your wake-up call. Was it the sound and smell of the horny neighborhood skunks getting it… Read More Thoughts & Achy Nipples
The type of man I’m looking for probably doesn’t exist. At least not yet, so it’s time for me to release myself from online dating again. I’m not sure why it has taken me so long as the women around me have been been canceling their accounts left and right. Me being o ye faithful… Read More Is it time to settle?
Is it possible that some women will never be successful at dating or having a relationship because they are undateable? Are there some who have so many negative traits or behaviors to the point that most men will likely disregard them, no matter how attractive? Why is it that having a strong will, the desire… Read More The Undateable Woman – Guest Post for Cupid’s Library