Are You Keeping Dirty Photos of An Ex?

Of course, there’s always a story behind this type of question but I’ll spare you the details. Let me just say I have received far more than I have sent, and the types of photos that make a man take his phone in the bathroom stall and salivate, went to boyfriends. Never a casual booty call or random.

I’ve always wondered WHY men seem to be so willing to send a d-picture, because I have never said “Ooh baby, let me see what you’re working with and add a caption to it.”

This girl has seen specimen’s every which way from the text message (sorry, teenagers aren’t the only ones), email and even by the old fashioned postal method (yes, someone actually flung it on a copier machine). In case you’re wondering why this is in my head, you can blame thirty-something hormones coupled with last night’s episode of Family Feud.

The question was about what people do with dirty photos of their ex’s and it led to me and a friend saying to each other “Damn, I thought I was the only one that kept those!”. A few moments later I was perusing through my saved messages and my oh my -some are DEFINITELY worth keeping, hell they should even be printed especially for the men who have truly been blessed.

I’m just saying…

So what about you?