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Older Men With Roommates?
For the love of God, why are there so many men with roommates in Los Angeles???? I haven’t even begun to share the details about the guy I’m supposed to be dating “exclusively” because I don’t think it’s a good idea for me to have agreed to that, and so soon. So in my moment of doubt (and being a tad bit trifling), I went ahead and signed up on another dating site. You know, to poke around a little bit a see if I stumbled on someone who has it a little more together. And guess what happened today? I exchanged numbers with a guy who seemed interesting enough. …
- Dumb Shit Guys Do, First Dates, Interracial Dating, My Dating Hangovers, Online Dating, Plenty of Fail, Shitty Dating Profiles, Single Girl Problems
He Didn’t Wear Heels
Last week’s date marked the first time I’ve gone out with a non-black man and while one “quick” meet up will never allow me to claim an interracial dating experience, at least I was open coerced enough to have tried it. During that excruciating hour and eleven minutes with the hangover I’ll call Guido, a few things became perfectly clear to me: (1) nearly every man lies about at least one thing on his dating profile, (2) broken English and improper verb tense isn’t something I’ll ever be able to stomach, and (3) being told how beautiful I am repeatedly in one sitting is a little creepy. That being said,…
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The Retards of Online Dating
How do you respond to a dude who’s photos shows a money struggle between bills, weed and women and if you think this photo is bad, just imagine what his dating profile says. I normally ignore messages from ingrates like this (using the Urban Dictionary meaning here), but sometimes I really want to message EXACT what I am thinking and feel. The Inland Empire (San Bernardino, Riverside) area seems to be breeding a special kind of loser because this happens to be the fourth of his kind that has reached out to me this week. Sometimes I really wonder if breaking up with any of my ex’s was such a good…