• Relationship 101,  THIS is Why I'm Single!,  Uncategorized

    Just Be Up Front!

                                “Hey dear stranger.  🙂  Its ____, how are you?  Just putting the word out that I’m off the market.  Got engaged”. This is the text message I received from the hangover named Mr. Hollywood hangover just after midnight, and while I adjusted my eyes in the dark to read this as I awoke this morning, I found myself adjusting them once again to correct them from being crossed, marveling at the thought of this guy sending this to me.  Sure, I shouldn’t care because I’ve got my Rescue and sure, I should be happy for anyone who has successfully…

  • Plenty of Fail,  THIS is Why I'm Single!

    Plenty of Failure

    In this week’s episode of My Dating Hangovers, we feature stories from Comeback Charlie, Impromptu Text Date, Sybil’s Brother, Smoldering Incense and Simply Lame. Really, my encounters with men whether I meet them in person or online are worthy of an episode on your favorite soap opera.  So how about a recap of this past weekend starting from the lesser of the evils to the worst starting with……. # 5 – Smoldering Incense Just as the name indicates, Incense is one of those harmless guys because he is about as exciting as watching paint dry.  About every 6 months or so, he’ll resurface with a “Are you married yet” text…

  • Red Flags,  THIS is Why I'm Single!,  Uncategorized

    Nigerians Strike Again!

    It’s Friday and I’m soooooo ready for the weekend to begin.  As you can see from the number of posts this week I either (1) felt guilty for going almost a week without doing anything last time or (2) the hangovers are coming faster and faster. This my dears, will be brief and while it is not my intent to offend anyone who may be, is related to, dated one or is currently working on a scam to take all of your money if you send them your credit card information for a great deal BUT, Nigerians and the Internet are notoriously annoying! I mean really.  It doesn’t matter how…

  • THIS is Why I'm Single!

    Unsolicited information

                                                  What are you thinking when you decide to contact an ex or someone you used to date?  I mean if you haven’t talked to a person in over a week or some extended period of time, and you’ve got your fingers ready to make that call or send a text.  We all do it, which I guess isn’t necessarily a bad thing (though I wonder what the hell is the point), but it’s WHAT you SAY to the person that makes all the difference.  Sometimes what I receive from an old fling is just retarded. Case in point – the text I received earlier this morning from USBC. …