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    Profile photos men shouldn’t share

    On and off, hide and reveal, resign and restart.  The vicious cycle known as online dating and for the life of me, I just don’t understand how men can continue to sabotage themselves by ruining the most important part of the process – the dating profile and specifically, the photos. Do these men not realize that they can turn a woman all the way on by what he’s sharing in his profile and just the same, can turn us off completely by choosing the lazy, cheesy and sleazy photos like this debonair fella right here: Yes, this is an actual photo from someone’s profile and yes – he looks like…

  • Online Dating,  Uncategorized

    Damn, damn damn!!

      For the life of me, I simply can’t understand what the hell is wrong with the people who are doing the online dating thing!  I have had the recap of my date with the Bearded Dragon in draft mode for over a week now, and in the meantime, have still been trucking along with the online dating experience and I am truly confused.  One question is twirling around in my head like a figure skater on speed is what? What the fuc_ is wrong with these men? I believe I am going on week four and I promise, I am really trying hard not to come across as some snooty…

  • Bad First Dates

    Fresh Meat

    The Calm.  Too Good To Be True.  The Artist.  Last week I began exchanging messages with a man who probably had one of the most detailed profiles I’ve encountered thus far and yes (gasp), one that was grammatically intact.  If you’ve ever been able to read the words written by a person and feel like you have a pretty good idea what they’re about, this was one of those instances.   I struggled with what I would call him and initially hinted that he would be “The Calm”, but that was before we met. His profile tells the world that he works hard and plays hard, about his interest in different…

  • Plenty of Fail,  THIS is Why I'm Single!,  Uncategorized

    1-800-A-Weird-O

      As promised, I’m sharing my experience with yet another hangover from this weekend, this post being sponsored by the makers of Zoloft and Seroquel.  I introduce you to Sybil’s Brother, the icing on a prune cake made with nails and sawdust, the worst of the worst who showed his colors on Sunday like a few others and yes, another POF contender.  In a matter of 12 hours, he’d managed to talk then text himself into the hall of shame with his needy and controlling behavior.  To shed some light on how extreme this situation was, I’ll share the story by giving you a timeline of events so here we…

  • Plenty of Fail,  THIS is Why I'm Single!,  Uncategorized

    Top 6 Dating Profile Turnoffs

      You never get a second change to get a first impression but if so many people are familiar with this old adage, why is it that people continue to fail miserably when it comes to creating a dating profile? For those of us who’ve had the pleasure or displeasure of delving into the world of online dating, you know exactly what I mean.  In fact, I was so annoyed with the types of men encountered on one of the well known sites I’d given up.  A few weeks ago, however, I signed up on another site purely for comic relief and blog material and yes – the madness continues.…