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Pseudonyms for the Ex’s

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Before I confuse any of you, I thought I should clarify that the stories and experiences I am sharing are real – the names have just been changed to protect the innocent or in most cases, the offenders.  Do you have nicknames for your ex’s or past flings?  Or do you just have the usual – jerk, loser, retard, cheater, a$$hole or some other nickname?

For many of those from the past and present who have caused my hangovers, coming up with names for them was not a difficult task, especially since their actions almost always fit whatever I decided their pseudonym would be.   

Most of the time, I’m able to figure out who the REAL person is pretty quickly although there are some who may seem a little more convincing.  Do you realize who you’re meeting and getting to know within the first 30-90 days is the representative and not your partner? 

It is during this time of revelation that most pseudonyms can be determined, so allow me to introduce you to a few of my most memorable star players who have earned a special name all their own:

Full Metal Jacket – Boyfriend from August 15, 2010 to September 10, 2010, a relationship that had to be one of the quickest beginnings and most bizarre endings.  This young man was a true nut case, and after his mood swings, anger management issues and other internal battles, he thought my inquiring about post traumatic stress disorder was absurd.  Soooooooooooo much to tell about this one, so stay tuned.

Mr. Jekyll – Boyfriend from 2007-2008 (no, it really didn’t last that long but just like with a job resume, it looks good if you leave out specific dates), and the first of many things.  I had my first online dating experience when meeting him, he was the first man I was truly in love with, the first to really spend time with my child and the first who nearly drove me bat $hit crazy!  Jekyll was the best AND worst there is.  Before his alter ego surfaced he was a total romantic, spared no expense at anything, had a great sense of humor, was very affectionate and was adventurous.

Then… (Drum rolls please)  Ta da!  The REAL person surfaced who was insecure, emotionally scarred, bipolar, and moody as hell, had an addictive personality (XXX movies DAILY) and stalked women via Facebook.  I could go on about Jekyll, but I figure I’ll save the rest for a book deal.

Good on Paper (“G.O.P.”) – Involved in an Unrelationship* (*to be defined at a later date) for a few weeks in 2007, a break for all of 2008-2009 and then I fell off the wagon and started it up again March 2010.   This is one of those men you probably know you should leave alone, but you just can’t and he is good on paper.  Sort of.  He’s got the successful career with a major company, 2 master’s degrees, the owner of a small consulting business, is very articulate. 

He is a writer, has competed in spoken word contests and even had some of his work published in several magazines (a popular piece made famous by Michael Baisden).  GOP is a very good looking man, standing at over 6”2 inches tall, with sexy bedroom eyes and a great smile and the physique?  Mmm, mmm, good.  Street smart and book smart and knows that conversate is NOT a word.

Bedroom performance – OUTSTANDING, PHENOMENAL, WONDERFUL.  So why is he an All Star? Is it because he has baggage – a total of 3 pieces all under the age of 11?  Or is it simply that he has never progressed from that borderline f@ck buddy/unrelationship status?  Whatever the case, I just can’t seem to shake him for good. 

I’ll stop there.  Again, these are the main contributors to my dating hangovers and later you will also hear about others such as Halloween, Creole, Mr. Nice Guy, M.I.T., Local Long Distance Boyfriend, The Donor and more.

Soon, you will really find out why I have so many dating hangovers.


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Hangover - a let down following great excitement or excess. Wow. This one sentence describes nearly all of my dating and relationship experiences!

I'm a 30 year-old woman muddling through the Los Angeles dating scene and yes - Believe all that you've heard about the screwed up men and women in La-La Land.

This blog is of my actual experiences that will either make you chuckle, laugh out loud or maybe say "aw.....".

If your dating hangovers seem worse than the next person's, read on, post a comment and enjoy!


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