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Older Isn’t Necessarily Better


This week in online dating fuckery….


“Grab my attention,  huh?   Well I’m certainly interested in being locked from top to bottom.  I just need to get rid of these cold sores and finish this prescription for this HPV…”

Okay, so I really didn’t say this but it sure would have been a hoot to see what Mister Carmel had to say.


Most of the time these foolish tyoes of messages are simply ignored but every now and then, I’ll reply.  I know this is a little odd, but sometimes I just want to pass the time being entertained by these idiots.

I’m realizing more and more that the number of “special” man in the universe seems to have reached epidemic proportions.   Here we have one that is stupid enough to think that my response was a great thing and, is so slow he didn’t catch an iota of that sarcasm.

This is the kind of mess you might expect from a youngster but oh no little grasshoppers, they come in all ranges.  It’s funny how some people like my mother keeps suggesting that I get out of my age range, go for the older and more seasoned  but it doesn’t seem to matter.

Here we have a man who’s knocking on 50’s door and probably thought his message was THE cleverest ever.  I never responded after that but since then, he’s reached out THREE other times wondering if we could make a date.  You know, because his lines are just so damn smooth.

Buh bye fool.

Until there’s a cure…

Carmen Jones

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  1. *sigh*

    OK, I think I also suggested older dudes at one point but I retract that shit. They come with their own set of issues as you illustrated. Thinking there’s no magic formula, just a matter of time…right? Ugh, I dunno.

      1. Ooopsie!

        I swear I’ve even totally run out of angles on the benefits of older, old, geriatric..lol

  2. Mmm, I think you should have gone with the HPV comment or maybe even chlamydia.

    Losers don’t age, period.

  3. I just started online dating this week and don’t have the stomach for this stuff.

    God bless anyone who lasts more than a month!!!!!

    1. For the most part, it sucks. Especially when you have juvenile ass men like the ones many of us encounter.

      Definitely gotta have thick skin and patience.

  4. This dude writes like he’s in his early 20s or at least I hope he’s that young. I see you’re still being bothered by the bottom feeders Carmen. (Smile)

  5. SOME ONE older!!! Ain’t nobody got time for that!! Medications, Limp Dicks. Etc… How about enjoying your 40’s with some dehydration, lethargic, and being the one to tap out!! I don’t see that with a much older man unless he has a full prescription of the blue pill if that even works.. Lol .

    1. Well damn Trish, okay okay- no older guys. Unless I become one of those women who feel like sex is burdensome and can go without, but I agree – no one has time for dysfunctional penis. So…. he better have it together or have some Viagra on to stand by!

  6. I hate to break it to you, but this doesn’t change once they reach 40 or 50 years old. and that it’s almost as if they revert back to their 23rd older they get so good luck.

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