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Who Wants to Date a Jerk?
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Who Wants to Date a Jerk?

January 31, 2017April 24, 2017
by Carmen

No matter how good looking or well off he may be, no one likes a jerk.

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Dating Someone Who’s Been to Prison
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Dating Someone Who’s Been to Prison

January 5, 2017January 31, 2017
by Carmen

Where do you draw a line in the sand that separates judgment from an inability to relate? It seems as if a lot of the men trying to date are in situations that make it hard for a woman to want to deal with them.

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Could this be the LONGEST one EVER?
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Could this be the LONGEST one EVER?

November 15, 2016November 17, 2016
by Carmen

When people confuse the profile as an autobiographical novel…

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Profile photos men shouldn’t share
Bad dating profilesDating TipsDumb Shit Guys DoOnline DatingPlenty of Failprofile mistakes guys makeTHIS is Why I'm Single!

Profile photos men shouldn’t share

June 21, 2016June 21, 2016
by Carmen

On and off, hide and reveal, resign and restart.  The vicious cycle known as online dating and for the life of me, […]

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I Can Work with Men
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I Can Work with Men

March 3, 2016November 17, 2016
by Carmen

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We broke up, but I’m back…
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We broke up, but I’m back…

May 21, 2015October 7, 2015
by Carmen

I’m caught up in this vicious cycle where the levels of frustration are so bad that I say to hell with it […]

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He Didn’t Wear Heels

April 16, 2015
by Carmen

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3 Signs the Date Wasn’t So Great

March 12, 2015March 14, 2015
by Carmen

“So um hypothetically speaking, let’s say you and I keep doing this right here you know and after about three months we’re […]

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Dumb Shit Guys DoOnline DatingPlenty of Fail

Older Isn’t Necessarily Better

March 2, 2015March 2, 2015
by Carmen

This week in online dating fuckery…. “Grab my attention,  huh?   Well I’m certainly interested in being locked from top to bottom.  I […]

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The Retards of Online Dating
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The Retards of Online Dating

January 21, 2015January 31, 2015
by Carmen

How do you respond to a dude who’s photos shows a money struggle between bills, weed and women and if you think […]

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Little White Lies
Interracial DatingOnline DatingPlenty of Fail

Little White Lies

June 27, 2014June 27, 2014
by Carmen

If only he hadn’t invited me upstairs to his place after dinner, things might have gone differently.  I may not have figured […]

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Online DatingPlenty of Fail

This Week in Dating Fuckery

April 8, 2014
by Carmen

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The Representative
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The Representative

September 24, 2013February 2, 2015
by Carmen

Sometimes I really wished my levels of perception were dialed down from a level 10 to maybe a 2. Maybe if my […]

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Plenty of FailRelationship 101THIS is Why I'm Single!

Online Dating – Week 1

May 11, 2012May 11, 2012
by Carmen

Well, I have just made it through the first week of being “back” into the scheme of things, back in the mix, […]

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Plenty of FailTHIS is Why I'm Single!

Ready, set, LAUGH!

May 8, 2012May 8, 2012
by Carmen

Before I can even go into all of the things that went running through my mind when picking a dating web and […]

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@TheShadeRoom First of all, it was never your culture to give. Should have thought about the type of folks you were breaking bread with.🤷🏾

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@Ms_Carol_Baby @TheShadeRoom Words that will forever haunt her goofy ass!

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@mistastaypuft @SybrinaFulton Sending condolences then asking if vaxed is like an unapology. Do better.😩

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@BougieBlackGurl Should we just tag the relationship "coach" Kevin Samuels?😩

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I mean... the opening line had me. youtu.be/SMwWZ9UxyN8

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@BougieBlackGurl I was just saying the exact same thing. Let us be happy.. even if it's a $4.50 joy!!

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Interesting... yourtango.com/2018312245/15-…

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If his phone is always faced down or hidden from you while he’s on it, you’re not the only girl he’s talking to. You deserve transparent loyalty.

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I see no lies here. twitter.com/Daddyissues__/…

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Of course Capricorn makes the list! These 5 Zodiac Signs Never Stay Friends With An Ex, According To Astrology yourtango.com/2018314434/zod… via @YourTango

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If you give him a million chances after mistakes you're not his woman you're his mom. Claim him on your taxes. It's not your job to fix a man. pic.twitter.com/GgQswXz0ze

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